Mwhahahahahahahahahha. Because I just can't bring myslef to like the permanently adolescent Spidey. All he does is whinge and moan, whinge and moan, whinge and moan. Life's tough, take a cue from Bats and just get on with it dude. Or you know, internalise. Also there's only room for one wise-cracker in my heart and that's Dick Grayson, bitch.